Grunky Funk: Music
Homophobic Blues
(Grunky Funk)
Homophobic Blues
W’s tough, ain’t nothin’ he fears,
Has morals and faith and no mortal peers.
He’s proud and devout, has faith in excess.
His homophobic creed he’ll gladly profess.
Don’t need their vote, no rainbow support.
He’s changing the laws and fixin’ the courts.
Now perk up yer ears, and mind his callous sneers,
Cause, W’s thumpin’ out them homophobic fears.
We’re here, we’re straight, God-fearin’ and good.
Livin’ righteous lives like them good Christians should.
Got out the vote, turned the country around.
Sent Bush to DC with a bible and crown.
God made it clear, come on and take a look.
It’s written in ink in the only holy book.
Don’t doubt his word and indulge in vice,
Repress yer lily lusts or pay hell’s heavy price.
Face yer dirty deeds and confess yer every sin.
Quit lovin’ beefy beaus and them dainty dreamy men.
Cause, you’ll never marry him or wear his weddin’ ring.
We’re marchin’ into town and washin’ out that sin.
We’re here, we’re straight, God-fearin’ and good.
Livin’ righteous lives like them good Christians should.
Got out the vote, turned the country around.
Sent Bush to DC with a bible and crown.
It’s true, God made Adam then later Eve,
Never thought of Adam and a lover named Steve.
Don’t rewrite what’s natural and blatantly true,
With godless ideology so rancid and lewd.
W’s our king, so conform and obey.
He’s gonna save our souls and banish shameless gays.
Hail to our Chief, our savior and our king,
Lift yer Christian head and let your voices ring!
We’re here, were straight, God-fearin’ and good.
Livin’ righteous lives like good Christians should.
Got out the vote, turned our frown upside down.
Sent Bush to DC with his bible and crown.